what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.
dr house if he was a pikmin
glasses: ON
cloak and boots: DONNED
earrings: GAY
spells: WHIMSICAL
pendant?
CURSED
cock ring?
ALSO CURSED
Thierry Mugler - Fall 1996 RTW
[parent asking if weed smell is coming from your room voice] are you eating a sirloin steak with loaded baked potato and french onion soup in there ?
Odysseus’ last words to Poseidon
Melancholy
“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
Frans Oerder (South African, born Netherlands, 1867-1944), Begonias. Oil on canvas, 40.3 x 50.5 cm.














